i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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two words: eviction party
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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