Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
