North Korea, Best Korea!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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