Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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