i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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