Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
this beer tastes like vomit already
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
