I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
