god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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