I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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