Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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