also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
