Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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