Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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