I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You pole danced in your parka.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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