were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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