my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
