I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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