Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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