I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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