on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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