PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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