omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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