69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
3pm strippers are depressing
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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