So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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