He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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