i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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