By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just had sex on a roof
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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