no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So apparently I’m into choking now
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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