I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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