They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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