i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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