It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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