she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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