alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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