Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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