Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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