she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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