Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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