There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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