I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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