I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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