but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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