is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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