Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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