I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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