Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i came on her dog
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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