Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I love you.
Bad choice
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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