I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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