did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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