remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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