thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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