Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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