It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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