So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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