At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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