You're completely useless in the revolution.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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